
LAUREN CLARKE
Holiday Lifestyle, Investment Consultant

Imagine prospects showing up already educated, already warmed, and already convinced you get them. Your team closes instead of chases. Revenue stops spiking and crashing because your systems work whether you’re in the office or off the grid.

Emails that build trust while they sell — anchored in psychology, story, and the pains your buyers can’t ignore.
Qualify, book, and follow up while you sleep. More empathy than most humans at 3pm—let alone 3am. Like hiring a top rep who never takes a sick day.


old email people actually reply to because it sounds like a conversation, not a pitch.
Stop blending in. Start writing to the voice already running in your buyer’s head.




EVERGREEN EMAIL ENGINE


AI COPILOT


EVERGREEN PIPELINE

Sales aren’t your problem. Chasing them is. You’re pulled in 27 directions, firing off the odd newsletter while your pipeline quietly withers.
I’ve been there. I’ve built four companies, burned out three times, and learned the hard way what scales, and what breaks you. But I’ve also generated $12M in online sales, worked with 3,000+ clients, and written a single evergreen course that pulled in $7M on its own.
These days I run Out of Office Forever solo from a rainforest, where breakfast is a competitive sport between me and Gerald the asshole goanna (current score: Gerald 93, Bianca 7).
When you work with me, you don’t get juniors or templates. You get strategy, psychology, and sharp-as-hell copy — rolled into a system that generates consistent revenue without you having to chase every lead.
Because here’s what I learned:

Peter Smith
Founder & CEO, T3Sol

Arthur Bobrow
Founder, Yipes Media

Lauren Clarke
Investment Consultant, Holiday Lifestyle

Russell Cunningham
Founder, Australian Institute of Self Development
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